My Reaction to the Star Wars Episode IX Trailer

Did this trailer get me excited? After years of disappointing movies, after years of Disney shoving diversity down our throats, after the catastrophe that was The Last Jedi, after having endless references and ripoffs instead of original storylines, after years of Lucasfilm blatantly disrespecting fans... Did I get excited after watching this trailer?? ... No. Not … Continue reading My Reaction to the Star Wars Episode IX Trailer

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The Sequel Trilogy Cannot Be Canon

This won't be a list, like I did with the prequel trilogy. Instead, it will be a short, objective statement. The Star Wars sequel trilogy cannot be canon for the simple reason that Disney has done everything it can to undo both the prequels AND the original trilogy. With The Force Awakens, they recreated A New … Continue reading The Sequel Trilogy Cannot Be Canon

The Prequel Trilogy Cannot Be Canon

I was going to make a post about how the Star Wars Sequel trilogy (7-9) cannot be canon, but I also realized that the prequels can't be canon for a number of reasons as well. So, here's why the prequels cannot be canon. I'll post the one about the sequels soon.   1. Leia Remembers … Continue reading The Prequel Trilogy Cannot Be Canon

SJW Propaganda: A Star Wars Story

If Disney cared just a little more about proper storytelling, Star Wars could have had a legitimate, interesting, and acceptable cinematic universe. Instead, we got a poor remake of a trilogy we’ve already seen, some movie about Han Solo, and we are going to get some movie about Boba Fett, some movie about Jabba the … Continue reading SJW Propaganda: A Star Wars Story

Philosophy – The Dark Side IS Stronger (Yoda Was Wrong)

Star Wars has a kind of magic that few other movies, if any, can replicate. They are simple movies, with simple premises, simple rules, and simple outcomes. Usually, those things are grounds for a movie to be terrible, by default, yet Star Wars makes it work. The franchise is 14 years older than I am, … Continue reading Philosophy – The Dark Side IS Stronger (Yoda Was Wrong)

Delphini, the Canonical Fan-Fic

Being an avid fan of the Harry Potter franchise, I should have known about the character of Delphini, but I only recently learned of her. I am fervently against the mere existence of this character, and for one simple reason. For those who may not know still, Delphini is the daughter of Voldemort. Yes, you … Continue reading Delphini, the Canonical Fan-Fic

Only Stupid People Will See Episode IX

When The Force Awakens came out, both fans and critics tried their hardest to justify the fact it’s a ripoff of the first Star Wars movie. In fact, people are still doing that. I’ll admit I was one of these people. The movie wasn’t awful, even if it was completely unoriginal and had huge gaps … Continue reading Only Stupid People Will See Episode IX